How Yuh Know She MAD

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Fellas, we know y’all. Despite all the warnings from friends, or even friends of friends, whenever you see a bess ting, sometimes you just can’t resist. So, in case you bypassed all the major warnings from those around you, SCORCH gives you some tell-tale signs for you to look out for yourself. So here’s when you know the bird you are currently tracking or f_ckin, is a bit cray cray.

Hail Mary

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Either in the road, or in a party, we’ve all been hailed before. Whether we are the hailer or the hailee, it has become necessary at times to give a shoutout to our bredrins. While some of us are lazier to ever give a f_ck to call out our friends, others are more than excited on sight of their dear ones. Whichever you are, we are certain that you are familiar with all the different types of hail outs below. The Stoooosh Smooch This refers…

NEVER POP DOWN: A How-To Guide

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We here at SCORCH want our pumpers to have an enjoyable experience at each of our events. On our part, we bring the vibes, and all you have to do is bring yaself! But of course you have to be well suited for the occasion, and as you know our event Last Saturday was ‘The Pop Up Cruise’….and we ain’t really tryin’ to ever see any of allyuh POP DOWN! So here are a few SCORCH commandments to help you to NEVER POP DOWN at…

Summer Fitness Guide

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Maracas, the most popular bay in Trinidad. Whether it be for bathing, posing, liming or eating a sweet bake and shark, yuh know yuh muss reach there at least once this vacation! So for that one time you hit the beach this July/August, here’s some training and eating tips for you to be on fire this summer!

An Interview with Zane Coker

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Former goalkeeper for TnT’s U23 National team and player for Caledonia AIA Fire club, Zane Coker has recently signed with Beach Soccer Club Bienne Hatchers. The 25 year old hailing from Cascade, Trinidad, gave SCORCH 20 minutes of his time for an in-depth interview to offer his many insights and advice. SCORCH: Firstly, congratulations on recently signing for BSC Bienne Hatchets. Can you tell us a bit about the process to signing for your new club and your first thoughts upon completing the deal? Zane:…

#ThrowbackThursday

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Well, ’tis Thursday! Which means, one more day closer to the weekend, as well as one more day for eeediyats on Instagram to throwback to a picture from yesterday! *shade* But like our fellow followers on Instagram, we decided to take a page out of there book today, except actually throwback to things that have become….more or less outdated! Which #tbt do you remember? Bmobile My Lime What you used to be doing at 9pm back in the day? Well, if you’re like the rest…

#Judge the #DontJudge?

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If you have been scrolling through your Facebook or Twitter lately, yuh know, if you have nothing better to do (like us), you may have seen some #dontjudgechallenge videos. These typically short videos comprise of people making themselves unattractive usually by drawing on unibrows, feigning acne marks, marking their teeth, wearing glasses, etc. After this, they then magically transform into, well, a besssss person, generally to send the message that you should not judge a book by its cover. Now, these videos have been said…

Hey, Wassup, Hello?

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Here at SCORCH, we all believe in bringing the vybz and welcoming anybody who has it with them full-time! Everyone knows that being with the same crew can at times get a bit boring, and sometimes meeting someone new can spice up the lime! On the other hand though, if you are a serial killjoy and need a little advice on how to stop being a home-body and get out there and make some new friends…we have you!

What Time Is It???

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In T&T at the moment, there are two types of people. Those who have BEEN on vacation, and those who are waiting to be on vacation. However, for those who doh often check their calendar, it is July 7th. This means, it is officially “Summer Time” in Trinidad. Still, summer time can mean two different things depending on whether you’re working, or schooling! Here are some tell-tale differences we caught on when yuh know it’s summertime. Working Yuh thanking the traffic Gods for closing schools…

Watch Yuhself

Here at SCORCH, the words ‘party’, ‘lime’ and ‘drinks’ are no strangers to us. However, while we might always have these in mind to enjoy, we must remember that with great fun, comes great responsibility. So, let’s discuss a topic that is not spoken about enough, at least in our eyes. The ‘Date Rape’ Drug Also known as ‘roofies’, these are actually a wide range of drugs which all produce the same effect on its victim. Some effects include uncontrollable sleepiness, nausea, slurred speech and…